This week in Bandit's brought to you in part by:

Sixteen time world heavyweight champion, the Nature Boy, Ric Flair, who reminds you that he, besides being the champion:
-is custom made
-can dance all night long
-his shoes cost more than your house
-he has a big house on the big side of town
-he can have any woman in world he wants.... just like that.

















The BBC and talking animals:


The number 113. That's where the Bayou Bengals rank in Total Offense for Div. 1-A. We're keeping company with Western Kentucky and New Mexico State. This is: pathetic, abysmal, shameful, a waste of talent, a waste of resources, terrible coaching, terrible playcalling, terrible, bad, shitty, piss poor, crappy, failuretastic, the worst I've seen in quite a while, unsatisfactory to say the least, embarrassing and going to result in more losses if it isn't drastically improved.