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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

This week in Bandit's brought to you in part by

Goats

















Cullman Liquidation


The number four. I distinctly remember 4 pre-snap procedural penalties for the LSU offense. Those are inexusable in October, much less in November in the biggest conference game of the year. And I remember some of those penalties negating first downs. It's easy to bitch about the refs (something I gave up long ago) and the LSU msg boards are eaten up with it. But no one wants to say that the Tiger offense lost the game for LSU, not the refs.

Monday, October 5, 2009

This week in Bandit's brought to you in part by:

"Frank's Motorcycle Emporium, where everyone can ride"













The genius of Andy Samberg, the only positive thing left on SNL:


The number 1864. As in the year LSU's first president, William Tecumseh Sherman burned down half the state of Georgia. I swear, if Dawg fans keep up the whining over penalties, I will burn down the other half of that state. Learn to tackle or shut up. Such crybabies. First 2007 now this. This week in Georgia athletics sponsored by the word "WAAAHHHHHHHH!" and tears. Lots of sad tears that taste of loss and bitterness and broken hope.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

This week in Bandit's brought to you in part by:

Whatever body shop that hangs its hat on this work:














A movie I wish was being made:
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And the number 0.154, the Tigers third down conversion rate against Miss. St. after going 2 for 13 (2 for 15 if you count 4th downs). That has to change, or my liquor bill will.


* if they actually made a movie like this, it would probably bring together generations. Or not. It's shame that parodying crappy teen comedies is easy. I want more like this.