Friday, July 11, 2008

Outgoing Mail

In American warfare vernacular, outgoing mail is a term for friendly artillery intended for the enemy. Here at Tigerbait, it's a you tube to get you in the the right mood about the Tiger's whipping their next opponent and just getting out of the office for the weekend. I give you: My Own Summer (Shove It) by the Deftones.

It rocks, you'll dig it if you dig any of the rock I've been posting. Plus it has the word summer in the title, which makes it more relevant than that Liquor Up Front, Poker In The Back tshirt smushed in the bottom of your work shirt drawer you're still hanging onto for some damn reason.

It's relatively early in the game, but I think I'm about to give my girlfriend a contract extension. She interrupted me the other night. How's that good? She interrupted me to tell me how many days and hours to LSU/Appy St game. Finally, a woman who understands me.

Bigger ads coming to Tiger Stadium. Oh did I say ads? Sorry, it's so easy to confuse that word with high def scoreboards.

Want to see what it looks like when you are a blue chip quarterback that every university that matters and doesn't matter wants? Take a gander at Tate Forcier's scholarship offer letters. It's entertaining to note how my beloved alma mater can't get the newest title on the dang letter (title won in Jan., letter written in Feb.). Guess it would cost too much or something. Maybe Les spent all the fliff on solid gold truck nutz and a fresh white hat for every day, I have no idea. Also gotta love Rich Rod's legal gobbledegook, mumbo jumbo, word-ballroomdancing with the disclaimer about limits and whatnot.

As much as I dig my girl, I'm cheating on her this weekend, Office Space style. That's right, two chicks at the same time. My awesome nieces (along with my oppressive, ugly and dumb brother) are rolling into town. On the menu is a steady diet of "pick me up so I can do the walk on the ceiling trick and giggle". So I hope your weekend is as fun and backache-inducing as mine.

Next week, I blow your mind with the BCS post that explains why this system is fine, playoffs are sucky and you're a pooty head if you don't know any better. Further out, the Countdown. I might just talk about LSU as well.


  1. deftones = top 3 most impressive bands i've ever seen live. saw them on the white pony tour. chino was completely pilled out of his mind, yet they still masterfully duplicated songs that are not easy to make sound like the album.

    and who wouldn't buy solid gold truck nuts if they had the money??

  2. My Southern Baptist Mom for one.

    I missed seeing Deftones way wayyy back at the UNO's Lakeside arena (I think you know the place). 311 was headlining or something. My buddy was jacked to this Deftones band. We got there late. I had no idea I had missed the best part of the show.

    Though I did get to see Nick Hexum scoring drugs later that night on Royal.

  3. actually lakefront arena is exaclty where i caught the deftones. they were there with godsmack back in 2000 or so.

    i find this news about nick hexum a little hard to believe.

  4. We were shocked, shocked I tell you.

  5. King pooty head here. I can't wait for this brilliant analysis. Only as LSU fan can say the BCS works. Esp considering they may not have any national titles without it.


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